Vienna's like Candy;

Whenever I go to Vienna, I always feel embrrassed if I have to look at an A-Z map. I know it's stupid. I know there is no reason to feel embarressed. It's only a map, for God's sake. If you don't know where you're going, you take a map, don't you?
What's wrong with that? It's a perfectly sensible thing to do.
I know that.
It's just...I don't know. It's just a matter of cool, I suppose. Vienna is cool. Vienners are cool. You don't want them thinking you're some kind of village idiot, don't you?
I mean, come on...
Yeah I know - it's pathetic. But pathetic's not so bad, is it? I mean, there are worse things in the world than being pathetic. (...)

cheers.